So full disclosure guys: I was the one who posted the original prompt here and now have this fill sitting around and it doesn’t really fit everything I wrote/stole in the prompt but I wanted to post this fill anyway because I’ve been working really hard on revising it and I figure because I posted the prompt it won’t actually be violating the guidelines of this community so... yup. This is updated a little (...or a lot...) since its debut on DeviantArt back in 2011. The content is pretty much the same. The language has changed.