This is really beautiful, I like the philosophy of it all.

Also: "...the fact that he was fully dressed, and how much more indecent that made him. A young gentleman in such distinguished attire should never be thus exposed." That bit really captures what's so hot about the original photo. The suit makes it that much more undignified and improper.

Also, why is rimming one of those things that holds zero appeal for me IRL but all the appeal in fic?