‘Nothing quite like sharing a bath, eh Jeeves?’
‘Indeed, sir.’
‘I wish we hadn’t got out so soon.’
‘The water was turning cold, sir.’
‘Yes, perhaps it was. Oh, well. Er – I say, Jeeves… my pyjamas?’
‘Yes, sir?’
‘You usually lay them out on the bed.’
‘I took the liberty of neglecting that particular practice, sir.’
‘Oh.’
‘Pyjamas would only be a hindrance, considering the activities to come.’
‘Oh!’
‘If I might make the suggestion, sir, you might discard your dressing gown and lie down.’
‘Only if you do the same, old thing.’
‘Very good, sir.’
‘Ah, yes, that’s better – hallo! Standing at attention already!’
‘It cannot be helped, sir. The thought of what I am about to do to you…’
‘Tell me, Jeeves. Tell me what you will do to me.’
‘I will bury myself inside you, sir, and pound into you until you forget your own name.’
‘Good lord!’
‘But first, I shall do this…’
‘Mm, yes!’
‘And then – ah. I seem to have misplaced the oil, sir.’
‘Oh, no, actually – er, that would be my fault, Jeeves. You see, I was lonely without you the other day.’
‘Were you, sir?’
‘Dashed lonely. The moment you left, I wished you would return and bugger me in every room.’
‘Mmm…’
‘But you were already gone… so I pleasured myself, imagining it was you, imagining your fingers spreading me wide…’
‘Ooh…’
‘I imagined your throbbing length filling me, your lips on my neck…’
‘Tell me where the oil is, sir, I cannot wait any longer…’
‘Should I? I think I’m rather enjoying this. Maybe I should make you beg?’
‘Sir…’
‘No, not sir. Call me Bertie.’
‘…’
‘Well?’
‘Yes… Bertie.’
‘That’s better. Now beg for it.’
‘Just tell me –’
‘I won’t tell you until you beg.’
‘Please…’
‘Not good enough.’
‘Please let me fuck you...’
‘Oh, Jeeves… but you’re forgetting something.’
‘…’
‘Say it.’
‘Please let me fuck you, Bertie.’
‘Good boy – The oil is in your room.’
‘You – you pleasured yourself in my room, when I was away?’
‘Yes. On your bed, my face pressed into your pillow…’
‘Good heavens, sir… Don’t move. Wait here – yes, like that.’
‘…’
‘I have the oil. Come here.’
‘Oh! Mmm yes Jeeves!’
‘I imagined this moment all day – I could think of nothing else…’
‘Neither… could… I…’
‘Are you ready, sir?’
‘Yes!’
‘Mmm…’
‘Aaaah, yes… yes… faster…’
‘…’
‘Jeeves you’re so – so hard… You’re going to… make me…’
‘Yes!’
‘Aaaah!’
‘Mmmm…’
‘…’
‘…’
‘…Jeeves, you’re a beast.’
‘Thank you, sir.’
‘By Jove, the neighbours will be complaining.’
‘We can blame it on the newly-wed couple on the second floor, sir.’
‘Excellent idea, Jeeves.’