Completely crack my brain is weird Bertie IS a sentient rubber duck vibrator and was given to Jeeves as a gag gift for Christmas. Jeeves doesn't use him as first until he caves in and has a wank, Bertie the sentient rubber duck is narrating the whole thing.
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Bertie IS a sentient rubber duck vibrator and was given to Jeeves as a gag gift for Christmas. Jeeves doesn't use him as first until he caves in and has a wank, Bertie the sentient rubber duck is narrating the whole thing.