Humor, Crack, etc. Prompt Post

[quaffanddoff]

This comm is a great opportunity to practice different styles/genres. Humor, crack, crossovers, and poetry are a few things I'd like to try, if and when I ever find the time. Perhaps you have your own wild pipe dreams in mind.

So, if you have prompt ideas that are wacky, unusual, or otherwise non-standard, post them here!

FYI, for the uninitiated: Crack fic is a work of fanfiction that is intentionally absurd, surprising, or ridiculous, with a premise or events that would be completely implausible in canon. The name stems from the notion that the author must have been ingesting some psychoactive substance just to think up the idea.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Jeeves/Bertie, pre relationship: All one of them wants is just a moment to get himself off because he needs it pretty bad but every time he tries to masturbate he gets interrupted by the other (without getting caught). It gets to the point where he gets careless and next chance he goes for it like a madman. Of course then the other walks in on him.

[cuddyclothes]

OMG I want this! Write it, somebody!