give_satisfaction | Humor, Crack, etc. Prompt Post

This comm is a great opportunity to practice different styles/genres. Humor, crack, crossovers, and poetry are a few things I'd like to try, if and when I ever find the time. Perhaps you have your own wild pipe dreams in mind.

So, if you have prompt ideas that are wacky, unusual, or otherwise non-standard, post them here!

FYI, for the uninitiated: Crack fic is a work of fanfiction that is intentionally absurd, surprising, or ridiculous, with a premise or events that would be completely implausible in canon. The name stems from the notion that the author must have been ingesting some psychoactive substance just to think up the idea.

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NOW GO NUTS!

Edited Date: 2019-08-06 03:19 pm (UTC)

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Sex pollen!!

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Jeeves is a wizard. How this plays into sex is up to the writer. Or Bertie is a wizard, but not both.

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Dumbledore taught at Hogwarts in the 1910s...just throwing that out there...

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Jeeves/Bertie, pre-relationship, one of them uses something embarrassing as sex toy and gets stuck/gets it stuck/has some other kind of accident with it, panics and shouts for the other one to help him.

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I'd LOVE to see some kind of Jeeves & Wooster/House MD crossover.

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greghousesgf

I wrote a fic where there was a plot point revolving around Bertie breaking his arm in an accident and the doctor who sees him is oddly familiar:
https://mmom.livejournal.com/191200.html

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Bingo confesses his love to Jeeves. Jeeves suspects it's only a temporary infatuation but since he's into guys himself he decides to give Bingo a chance. Jeeves is motivated to show off his qualities as a lover because he sees it as a chance to arouse Bertie's interest.

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I've been putting in a ton of work on this fill so I hope OP was dying to read this! 😂

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AU: Bertie is failing his course at Oxford (maybe literature, maybe philosophy—author's choice). Jeeves, his brilliant but strict professor, agrees to pass him on the condition that he'll do a little non-traditional "extra credit work"...

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Jeeves and Spode found out about each other being into men and became fuck mates. One day Bertie runs in on a dom!Jeeves/sub!Spode session. Bertie assures them that they won't have to fear any consequences and that he will simply forget about what he's seen. However he can't stop thinking about it, starts asking Jeeves questions about "that game" and starts fantasizing about Jeeves playing it with him.

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After being introduced to a charming poet and playwright named Oscar Wilde, Bertie becomes involved in the aesthetic movement and then swept up in the Victorian gay underworld (the author will have to have as little regard for real-world dates and logical timelines as PGW himself to write this one). Bonus points for a sexy opium den scene.

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Similar prompt, but instead he gets involved with Anaïs Nin, surrealism, and erotica.

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Jeeves and Bertie confess their love for each other, but for some reason Jeeves doesn't want to get naked. Bertie thinks this has something to do with him, before discovering that it's because Jeeves has a secret tattoo.
Tattoo shape and placement up to the writer ;)

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Jeeves/Bertie, 4+1, 4 times they end up having passionate sex, afterwards both agreeing it only happened because reasons and must never ever happen again and one time they finally admit that it would be the greatest thing to keep on doing it for the rest of their live

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ASAP fuck challenge with Jeeves/Bertie: get them to do it as soon as possible, like the moment they meet for the first time the timer starts, now hurry! 😜

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An excellent challenge! Would "glory hole" or "masquerade ball" or "escort & customer" be cheating?

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Jeeves/Bertie, pre relationship: All one of them wants is just a moment to get himself off because he needs it pretty bad but every time he tries to masturbate he gets interrupted by the other (without getting caught). It gets to the point where he gets careless and next chance he goes for it like a madman. Of course then the other walks in on him.

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cuddyclothes

OMG I want this! Write it, somebody!

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Gender-swap our protagonists: Bertha Wooster's uncle is pressuring her to marry a suitable gentleman, but she's more interested in her lady's maid, Regina Jeeves...

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Jeeves/Bertie: Bertie thinks he's alone and talks to himself and says something about his feelings or desire forJeeves but in the room is also a parrot that will remember Bertie's words and tell Jeeves.

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Jeeves/Bertie: Bertie gets out of the bathtub and Jeeves holds the towel for him but Bertie slips and Jeeves catches naked Bertie.

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Jeeves/Bertie, Overboard scenario: one loses their memory, the other one uses the chance to make him believe that they are in a secret relationship

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Jeeves/Bertie, first-time fail: one of them faints

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cuddyclothes

Jeeves is afraid of the water.

This is a cheating prompt because I've already started it.

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quaffanddoff

If you were to try to somehow combine it with this prompt I'm sure no one would mind terribly...

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Jeeves/Bertie: While Jeeves is on vacation some supernatural thing happens to Bertie and he can suddenly hear other peoples' thoughts. He learns what people think and especially what they think about him is terribly disappointing and he is prepared for the worst when Jeeves returns but Jeeves' thoughts are different in many ways.

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Downton Abbey crossover please!
Also I would very much welcome a crossover pairing with any of Downton Abbey's staff.

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After a routine check-up Jeeves is being told that he has only a couple of weeks left to live. Jeeves decides not to tell Bertie about it but wants to find an appropriate wife for him and get them married so Bertie will be loved and well cared for in the future. Bertie is naturally reluctant at first but gives in eventually because Jeeves' choice of woman for him is a really nice one. On the day of their wedding Jeeves gets a call from his doctor who tells him that there has been a mix-up and he's actually perfectly healthy. Now Jeeves has to stop the wedding somehow and decides to finally tell Bertie that he loves him.

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prompt: Bertie starts wondering if he might be an invert. Wanting to find out the truth he decides to ask Jeeves to assist him in a little experiment.

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A fic featuring the pink whatsit from our memes topic!

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When Bertie sees that Jeeves is about to kiss him, Bertie goes for that kiss without hesitation but Jeeves actually wanted to do something else and only made a move that Bertie misinterpreted.