Humor, Crack, etc. Prompt Post

[quaffanddoff]

This comm is a great opportunity to practice different styles/genres. Humor, crack, crossovers, and poetry are a few things I'd like to try, if and when I ever find the time. Perhaps you have your own wild pipe dreams in mind.

So, if you have prompt ideas that are wacky, unusual, or otherwise non-standard, post them here!

FYI, for the uninitiated: Crack fic is a work of fanfiction that is intentionally absurd, surprising, or ridiculous, with a premise or events that would be completely implausible in canon. The name stems from the notion that the author must have been ingesting some psychoactive substance just to think up the idea.

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Jeeves and his invisible penis/Invisidick

[tremendousdetectivetheory]

Jeeves has a giant penis--just how big is up to you, though I picture it being the size of a rolled-up carpet I guess? Sometimes bigger. XD
oh and it's INVISIBLE, called Invisidick or ID for short. *snickers*
It causes all sorts of problems for Jeeves as he's going about his day.
Bertie doesn't know about it yet but he'll trip over it at some point.

Re: Jeeves and his invisible penis/Invisidick

[cuddyclothes]

I'm sure Jeeves would learn to manage it, in time.

Re: Jeeves and his invisible penis/Invisidick

[(Anonymous)]

yes, he'll develop his fine motor control well enough to use it as a helicopter!