Humor, Crack, etc. Prompt Post

[quaffanddoff]

This comm is a great opportunity to practice different styles/genres. Humor, crack, crossovers, and poetry are a few things I'd like to try, if and when I ever find the time. Perhaps you have your own wild pipe dreams in mind.

So, if you have prompt ideas that are wacky, unusual, or otherwise non-standard, post them here!

FYI, for the uninitiated: Crack fic is a work of fanfiction that is intentionally absurd, surprising, or ridiculous, with a premise or events that would be completely implausible in canon. The name stems from the notion that the author must have been ingesting some psychoactive substance just to think up the idea.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

After being introduced to a charming poet and playwright named Oscar Wilde, Bertie becomes involved in the aesthetic movement and then swept up in the Victorian gay underworld (the author will have to have as little regard for real-world dates and logical timelines as PGW himself to write this one). Bonus points for a sexy opium den scene.

[(Anonymous)]

Similar prompt, but instead he gets involved with Anaïs Nin, surrealism, and erotica.

[(Anonymous)]

My brain just broke.