Humor, Crack, etc. Prompt Post

[quaffanddoff]

This comm is a great opportunity to practice different styles/genres. Humor, crack, crossovers, and poetry are a few things I'd like to try, if and when I ever find the time. Perhaps you have your own wild pipe dreams in mind.

So, if you have prompt ideas that are wacky, unusual, or otherwise non-standard, post them here!

FYI, for the uninitiated: Crack fic is a work of fanfiction that is intentionally absurd, surprising, or ridiculous, with a premise or events that would be completely implausible in canon. The name stems from the notion that the author must have been ingesting some psychoactive substance just to think up the idea.

Comments

Jeeves and his invisible penis/Invisidick

[tremendousdetectivetheory]

Jeeves has a giant penis--just how big is up to you, though I picture it being the size of a rolled-up carpet I guess? Sometimes bigger. XD
oh and it's INVISIBLE, called Invisidick or ID for short. *snickers*
It causes all sorts of problems for Jeeves as he's going about his day.
Bertie doesn't know about it yet but he'll trip over it at some point.

Re: Jeeves and his invisible penis/Invisidick

[cuddyclothes]

I'm sure Jeeves would learn to manage it, in time.

Re: Jeeves and his invisible penis/Invisidick

[(Anonymous)]

yes, he'll develop his fine motor control well enough to use it as a helicopter!

[(Anonymous)]

Jeeves/Bertie: as part of some wacky Wodehousian caper, they need to assume false names/identities, and they arbitrarily choose the names Stephen and Hugh...

Prompt

[(Anonymous)]

How's about Jeeves and Wooster body swap? A mad dash through a thunderstorm or such and pair get hit by lightning. Next day they wake up in each others body and have to both survive as other and figure out how to get selves back to normal. Cue realisations of how other feels because of way body reacts, and appreciation of what the other does for them. Please let them have a happy ending though.

Re: Prompt

[quaffanddoff]

I would actually love to read this...!

Prompt

[(Anonymous)]

Jeeves puts his back out while in the young masters bed...

[(Anonymous)]

Bertie gets turned into a woman and loves it because now he can try to seduce Jeeves!

prompt: Jeeves and Bertie as these rats

[(Anonymous)]

https://rams-rodent-world.tumblr.com/post/625365271183523840 It could just be a paragraph or a page about Bertie holding Jeeves down with cuddles and not letting him go to do his valet duties. :3

Re: prompt: Jeeves and Bertie as these rats

[(Anonymous)]

adding this one bc Jeeves rat looks even more helpless XD https://ratsbestpets.tumblr.com/post/625139605688205312