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cuddyclothes ([personal profile] cuddyclothes) wrote in [community profile] give_satisfaction2035-12-24 11:19 am

Let The Kinkiness Begin!

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inimitable jeeves




(Anonymous) 2019-06-02 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Bertie‘s and Jeeves‘s love life is constantly disturbed by their new cat.

(Anonymous) 2019-06-02 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
Right now I'm working on another fill, but once that's posted I might try writing something for this!! I LOVE THE CAT IDEA SO MUCH

FILL: Jeeves and the cat, PART ONE

(Anonymous) 2019-06-20 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I have often marveled at how certain things in life have some sort of overpowering allure, a strong pull that is impossible to fight. It’s not unlike that gravi-thingummy – you know, the chap who got biffed on the head with an apple and all that rot. What I mean to say is that some things are simply impossible to resist, no matter how improper they’re supposed to be. And I do believe that anyone reading this can agree with me.

Well, Jeeves is one of those irresistible things. More specifically, Jeeves in late June, climbing out of a refreshing bath, a towel wrapped around his waist. I watched him as he closed the bathroom door and entered his bedroom, where he leaned against the window to smoke a gasper.

“Now Bertram”, you might say, “is this behaviour worthy of the preux chevalier that you claim to be?”

But you must understand that the young master was not spying on his valet. I would never trespass in this manner; no, none of that from this Wooster. However – and here we come back to that irresistible pull business – yielding to his urges is perhaps the only crime of which the y. m. was guilty. You see, although still my gentleman’s gentleman, Jeeves had also become my fellow; my beau. And I was desperately in love with him – one cannot blame a chappie for acting upon love, can one?

So there I was, peering through the slit in the half-open door to Jeeves’ bedroom. Desire was rising in me at the sight of his naked back, his wet hair, the cigarette he brought to his lips, the soft sigh of contentment that escaped him when a light breeze struck…

And then a small smile appeared at the corner of his beautiful mouth. “Sir, I really must protest.”

Startled, I tripped on my own bally feet and stumbled into the bedroom. “I – I beg your pardon?” I stammered.

Jeeves put out his cigarette and turned to face me. I instantly recognized the playful, hungry look on his face; it made the heart flutter and the nether regions stiffen. He took a step towards me. “You are taking advantage of me, sir, and I cannot allow it.”

“I say, there must be some sort of misunderstanding,” I batted my eyelashes at him with false innocence.

“I think not, sir. You have violated my privacy.”

“Oh, Jeeves,” I moaned outrageously, “is there anything I can do to redeem myself?”

I noticed, with no small amount of pride, that a bulge now tented the front of his towel. He reached out and traced my lips with his thumb. “There might be…”

I threw my arms around his neck and kissed him. What happened next was rather unmentionable, but I shall mention it all the same: after a fiery exchange of kisses and caresses, he undressed me, laid me down on the bed and let his towel fall to the floor. More kissing, more caressing, and then he threw my legs onto his shoulders and took me. It was all absolutely blissful, until –

“Darling!” Jeeves cried, his heavenly thrusts coming to a regrettable stop.

I looked up at him. “Yes, dear?”

“No. I mean the cat.”

I followed Jeeves’ gaze to the bedroom door, where our new cat – who is called “Darling”, but that is another story – sat watching us. I was quite annoyed with this interruption, I’m sure you understand. I tried to shoo her, but she wouldn’t move. Jeeves had gone quiet.

“Never mind her, she’s just a cat, what?” I tried to reason, but Jeeves only looked at me with horror. “Alright, alright,” I sighed, “She’ll leave in a minute, I’m sure.”

But she did not. Jeeves rolled off of me and covered himself with his towel.

“Jeeves! Come back here!” I exclaimed.

“Not while she is watching!” he protested.

I got off the bed with a grunt. Darling started licking her paws, feigning disinterest. I bent to pick her up, but at that exact moment she leaped and ran across the room like a scalded cat. I chased her, but she hid under the bed. “Of all the blasted rooms in this blasted apartment, why the deuce did you choose this one?” I called after her, but she ignored me. I couldn’t reach her, and calling her was no use. I looked up at Jeeves imploringly.

“No,” he shook his head, “I couldn’t even if I wanted.”

“But Jeeves…” I whined.

He was already getting dressed. “I’m sorry, my dear.”

Re: FILL: Jeeves and the cat, PART ONE

(Anonymous) 2019-06-20 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"What happened next was rather unmentionable..."
😞
"...but I shall mention it all the same"
😄

FILL: Jeeves and the cat, PART TWO

(Anonymous) 2019-06-20 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeeves wearing an apron – another irresistible sight. One would think I had grown accustomed to it, and yet whenever I saw him in the kitchen, busy cooking, wearing that wonderful green apron, I would get the uncontrollable urge to see him in nothing but said w. g. a.

He was laying the table one afternoon when I expressed this desire by pulling him into my lap and slipping my hand beneath his trousers. He responded with a passionate kiss, and before I could do anything else he was on his knees, pushing my thighs apart and pulling my trousers down. I bit my lip as he looked up at me, eyes dark with lust, ready to take me in his mouth…

The crash of shattering glass and the clatter of dishes hitting the floor made us both start. Jeeves stood up, brought his hands to his mouth and shook his head. I feared the worst.

“It was the cat, wasn’t it?” I asked.

Jeeves nodded.

“She broke the jug, didn’t she?”

“And the plates,” Jeeves said, weakly.

I patted him gently on the back. “Don’t worry old thing; we will buy a new set tomorrow, I promise.”

Jeeves nodded, but his heart wasn't in it. Any hope of resuming our previous activities died then, and I sat down to a quiet meal while Jeeves mourned the tableware.

~ * ~ * ~ * ~

I was starting to wonder why Darling, who was otherwise a perfectly reasonable cat, acted in such a rum way when our backs were turned. I spent an afternoon observing her, but she was as peaceful as a dove. After curling herself into a ball on my lap, she fell asleep purring. The Wooster heart has a special place for company of the feline sort, and soon I too fell asleep, lulled by the rise and fall of her furry chest.

I woke up to a pair of soft lips against my forehead.

“I hate to disturb you, dearest, but Mrs. Gregson called –” Jeeves whispered.

“Oh no,” I buried my face in his neck and pulled him closer, “Just a few more minutes.”

I felt his hands on my back as his body leaned into mine. I could smell his cologne, and my sleep-muddled mind yielded to yet another irresistible urge: to nibble on his ear.

I felt him shiver against me. He threw his head back and exposed his neck, silently demanding attention, and by Jove, I gave it to him! I kissed and sucked and nibbled and licked, until he groaned and his hands started to wander downwards…

And Darling flung herself at Jeeves, attacking with the viciousness of a lioness whose cub was taken from her. I quickly pulled her away before she could dig her claws into him.

“Bad cat!” I scolded her. “Are you alright, Jeeves?”

Jeeves tilted his head to the side, a curious expression on his face. “I do believe that Darling is jealous of me,” he said, amused.

My mouth hung open for a moment. “By Golly, Jeeves! I think you’re right!”

“It would certainly explain her behaviour these past few days.”

I smiled as I held Darling up. She looked at me and blinked her large yellow eyes. I was rather fond of her myself, and I cooed at her: “You want Bertram all to yourself, don’t you, kitty?”

Jeeves wrapped a strong arm around my waist. “We all do, Darling, but you will have to learn to share him with the rest of us.”

I blushed at my man’s flattery. Irresistible – that was Jeeves. Of course, I put the cat down and turned to him.

“Bedroom. Now. And this time, I’ll lock the door.”

Re: FILL: Jeeves and the cat, PART TWO

(Anonymous) 2019-06-20 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOVE THIS!

It brought back the memory of my jealous cat landing on my boyfriend's naked back with all of her claws OUT.

Re: FILL: Jeeves and the cat, PART TWO

(Anonymous) 2019-06-20 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Writer here: thank you!! I'm glad you liked it!

Oh wow! LOL My cat isn't jealous, if anything I think he likes my boyfriend more than he does me!

Re: FILL: Jeeves and the cat, PART TWO

(Anonymous) 2019-08-17 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad that I did not experience nor witness something like that. I'm kinda scared of cats.

Re: FILL: Jeeves and the cat, PART TWO

(Anonymous) 2019-08-17 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a cat person but I like that fic.

Re: FILL: Jeeves and the cat, PART TWO

(Anonymous) 2019-10-09 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hilarious!

Re: FILL: Jeeves and the cat, PART TWO

(Anonymous) 2019-10-15 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! This is so cute.