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Feline Frolics – A Bertie & Jeeves Fairy-tale PART TWO
(Anonymous) 2019-10-26 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)Tags: Fairy tale fare, animal transformation, Damsel in Distress!Bertie, Knight!Jeeves, Adventure, Quest
Words: circa 2,412
A/N: Apologies for the wait, real life has been rather...crowded to say. I hope everyone enjoys the Second Part in Feline Frolics. There will definitely be another two parts and possibly a tiny epilogue. =^_^=
Feline Frolics Part 2 - Scarlet Serpent
Two days have passed where we travelled across a shifting landscape. Sir Jeeves took me deeper into the forest where stately oaks reared ever higher overhead, interspaced with shorter slender interlopers. Our horse stepped assuredly around or through rather friendly plants.
The scents and sights were astonishing. As a feline I could sniff out a mouse hiding among the ferns yards off and hear the quiet rustle as a fox slinked off with a juicy rabbit. My vision was spiffing, for when we entered more spacious areas of the forest I could see quite clearly the hawk hovering in the sky, or see the squirrels dashing from tree to tree.
I say, it was all absolutely smashing.
After day one I insisted on sitting with Jeeves so he permitted me to curl up against his front when things were silent.
Good old Sir J. would be on the alert keeping us all safe. Can't help but feel secure with him!
However, my favourite part of the second day was when we stopped under a silver birch tree.
"We are not far from the edge of the forest Lord Bertie," said Sir Jeeves as he led his charger to the stream to drink.
I followed on silent paws, relishing the soft springy moss and grass.
"Bertie remember, Sir Knight of Kindly Knot?"
Oh he looked so pained, but then he smiled so handsomely I meowed.
"Of course Lord...I mean, Bertie."
"Marvellous!"
I carefully drank, keeping my paws away from the stream. I did not have an aversion to water like some cats, but a dunking would be jolly unpleasant.
After a good drink I padded off to nibble on a fern for digestive purposes, waiting for Jeeves to prepare lunch. That was when this busy feline saw the rabbit. Well, this intrepid F. wanted nothing more than to prove to the dashing Knight he wasn't a dead weight like that morningstar he has hooked on his battle charger.
So I dropped to my belly, whiskers quivering, nose twitching, tail flicking ever so minutely you would blink and miss it. Slowly the rabbit jumped closer, eating the luscious ferns as well.
Earth and flesh...hot fresh blood...was this how real cats lived? The soft thump of paws on the grass, barely audible yet for this F. as loud as one of Aunt Dahlia's lectures.
My bottom wriggled as my prey came into close range...and I pounced.
...and missed.
Instead I slid through the ferns nearly hitting the silver birch. My yowl of despair was impressive I tell you.
Heavy footfalls came rushing up to me.
"Oh dear me. Bertie, are you hurt?"
A calloused hand gently stroked my back and at my pathetic meow, I was picked up and cradled close. Gazing up rather mournfully, I felt my fur bristle with embarrassment.
"I missed the rabbit!"
Dark eyes full of amusement and warmth soothed me.
"Bertie if I may say so. You are currently a cat, but without all the training and experience of a cat. To be unsuccessful in a hunt is not shameful."
Strong fingers stroked my head then rubbed my cheek. I purred at the sensation, my embarrassment fading slightly.
Such a remarkable brain and full of dashed compassion!
"May I ask what persuaded you to try hunting an Oryctolagus cuniculus?”
By the whiskers what did the good chap mean?
“A rabbit,” supplied Jeeves helpfully and with a twinkle in his eyes. “As I was saying Bertie. We do have food, though if you wish fresh meat I am happy to oblige."
Well, if that wasn’t dashed mortifying. Princes - even ones transformed into a cat by barmy Aunts - had some pride. So I licked my paw and tried to sound as lofty as those regal cats I saw depicted on tapestries.
"Meant for you," I mumbled. Oh rabbit.
Yet my Kindly Knight smiled and said "Ah," which was full of understanding. Must be that large B. of his. I can’t imagine how he knows everything without being told. Perhaps he eats a lot of fish? Bingo keeps on muttering about how fish is good for you, or was that due to his latest lost love?
I rubbed a paw over my cheek to dislodge a bit of moss. Simply put I must ask how much fish Sir Jeeves eats. That way a Prince will know how to look after his Knight of Kindly Knots.
Said Knight of K.K. touched my bright purple collar with a slight tremor of his lips. Must be astonished at my good taste.
"There is no need Bertie. I am perfectly content with your company if you are with mine."
I peeked up into a questioning expression, which made me quietly hopeful. Of course Jeeves was serious, he was the most honourable Knight I have met as Prince and cat.
I pressed my nose against his fingers and he grinned.
"We could always fish later if you wish?" Jeeves set me down as he made the offer, but all I could think of triumphantly was that (well Bingo, but I’ll never live it down if I mention it to the chap), I was right!
Sir K. of Kindly Knots fed his magnificent brain full of fishy goodness!
Well, I would become the best fisher so my Jeeves only had the best F. to feed his thinking powers.
Since that was settled we had a delicious lunch and continued on our Quest.
A woosh of fire and the smell of burning startled me from my snooze against Jeeves. Bolting upright I peered about, fur all out of sorts.
“What is it Bertie?” asked Jeeves, voice calm but with that tone you just know means business.
“Up ahead my good man. Fire and a stench of that um...it begins with a b?”
“Brimstone?”
“Yes, the good old B.”
My ears twitched - crikey being a feline was fun.
“Armour clanking - a knight I think? There’s a large beast in trouble. He keeps warning the Knight back. I say Jeeves, we better help!”
I am proud to declare that Jeeves did not even hesitate. He put me into my holdall, grabbed his lance and urged his charger forward. The gushing air through my fur was exhilarating and a moment later we burst out of the narrow gorge, where the steep rocks sides rose high above us and led into a flat plain of land.
The horse cantered away from the dry riverbed and up the valley side, over and ah!
A magnificent Dragon stood at guard in front of a cave, form coiled about something. Its iridescent hide gleamed scarlet in the sun. The Dragon - and believe me, it was deserving of a capital D - was protecting a nest of eggs, I realised, from a churlish Knight. Said Knight was at the advantage, clad in armour, though his face was exposed.
I saw Jeeves’ handsome jaw set and his eyes blazed with wrath at this unjust Knight.
“Wait here Bertie,” he said and before I could protest he had lowered me safely to the grass. Well!
Struggling out of my holdall I glared after my brave and suddenly foolish Knight. Chivalry was all very well, but the honour of the Woosters was at stake and I couldn’t let a poor innocent D. be hurt, nor allow my K. to be harmed.
The Dragon was still, watching in surprise as Jeeves rode up and challenged the Unjust Knight. I racked my brains for a plan and was quite proud at the idea that bubbled up (just like the cocktails served at Aunt Dahlia's last soiree).
I bounded up to the Dragon who stared down at me with big amber orbs.
“Sir Dragon! I need your help to vanquish that unpleasant fellow!”
I whirled as I heard the lash of spears and watched in concern as my Stoic Jeeves turned his charger with a grim expression. I could tell his wonderful B. was analysing all sorts of information, but the Unjust Knight was as big as an ogre.
Just then the Dragon spoke, his voice deep as a mine and rich as honey. “I shall aid you both in defeating my enemy, but I cannot leave my eggs unguarded.”
My whiskers quivered and my tail went straight up with excitement and nerves.
“Oh Sir Dragon, there shall be no need to leave your eggs.”
The Dragon nodded and I howled in alarm as a massive claw tipped paw gently scooped me up and brought me eye level.
“Tell me your plan Sir Cat.”
So I did and the Dragon was very good about it all. In a jiffy I was hurtling through the air to land exactly on the Unjust K.’s exposed face. Extended claws did the job as did my fine set of teeth.
The scoundrel tried grabbing me, but I had managed to get to grips a bit more with this feline malarkey business and succeeded in evading his grasp, and dug my claws into his skin as I clambered onto his head.
“Bertie!” cried Jeeves and I glanced over my shoulder to see my Knight drawing up to the frantic knave masquerading as a knight.
Sir Jeeves of Kindly Knots did not waste a single breath and before I knew what was happening, he unseated the cad while I leapt to be caught safely by my chivalrous Knight of K.K.
“Good job Jeeves!” I meowed as the fellow hit the ground hard.
The handsome face remained stoic even though I could smell his fear. He descended with me now perched on top of his shiny helmet - a bit tricky and needing a purple plumage methinks - and approached the fallen Unjust Knight.
“Baron Staple of Sickly Swamp. Your unjust reign is at an end. Sir Dragon, you are the aggrieved party, what sentence do you demand?”
Ah, Sir Jeeves was a True Knight. I loved him even more, not merely a brain but a heart too.
Sir Dragon now uncoiled from his eggs, showing a beautiful sinuous shape, which undulated as he walked over. A large head with fine blue whiskers and amber eyes lowered to gaze at us three.
“Sir Knight and Sir Cat, I owe you and my children our lives, for I could not leave my eggs until this very moment when the sun was high in the heavens. If I had, the lack of warmth would have killed them.”
A bright red tongue showed when he spoke, long and forked like a serpent, but I wasn’t afraid. This Serpent was a good sort.
A black talon tapped the terrified Baron. “Kill him Sir Knight and in return I shall visit this swamp and put matters right, so that all who live there - animal and human - may dwell in peace.”
I jumped onto the Dragon’s shoulder as the deed was done, saddened but glad that the Wooster honour had been upheld.
“Now,” rumbled the Dragon as he lifted me back to the earth, “what have we here? An enchanted human?”
I spoke hastily before the Dragon could give me away. “Sir Dragon, I once was a human, but my evil Aunt Agatha, the Wicked Witch of Weeping Willows transformed me into a feline because I refused to marry!”
“Indeed?”
“I mean Sir Dragon, what is a nephew to do? All the women my dreadful Aunt threw at me were simply not for me.” I flicked my tail to emphasise my point.
“My Aunt lived up to her reputation as the Wicked Witch of W.W. that day, but all I did was try to flee. I couldn’t hang around where I was in imminent danger after all.”
I meowed at Sir Dragon’s amusement.
“Frightful sorcery. Anyway, Sir Jeeves of Kindly Knots rescued me, and is now on a Quest to transform me back into my human shape.”
“Indeed,” said Jeeves solemnly. “I am grateful we could assist you Sir Dragon, but alas, we must be on our way.”
“Wait,” commanded the Dragon. “I can help you on your quest.”
He walked gracefully, tail swishing most superbly, directly into his cave only to reappear a moment later with the most beautiful crystal I have ever seen.
“I know a little magic Sir Knight and such enchantments are not unknown to me. To cure our furry friend you must brew a potion to be drunk from a magical goblet crafted by one of the little folk. Here,” Sir Dragon held out the jewel.
It sparkled most beautifully in the sun.
I was fascinated and jumped up to try and catch the flashing rainbows with my paws. Jeeves chuckled and accepted the crystal with careful hands. He crouched so I could jump into arms and play with the crystal.
“Seek a maiden with a talent for spell craft Sir Knight, for she will have the knowledge of the herbs and flowers required for the potion. Ensure you add this crystal to the potion so that the spell of enchantment may be reversed.”
“Oh!” I exclaimed, overwhelmed by S.D.’s generosity. “That is jolly decent of you. Thank you!”
Jeeves bowed. “We are in your debt Sir Dragon. If you ever need a friend, send a messenger to my land, requesting Sir Jeeves of Kindly Knots, and I shall answer.”
“I too!” I meowed. “I am Bertie.”
Sir Dragon’s laughed, a small puff of smoke appearing. His pleasure was a sweet scent of fire and brimstone stuff, without the horrible associations.
“My name is Meirion. Thank you Sir Jeeves of Kindly Knots - the same in return. Sir Bertie, may you find all what you seek and know I am always your friend.”
Crikey, this Dragon knew both my secrets! Could two beings with such magnificent brains exist?
I am amazed our rivers have sufficient fish stock. When I am human again, I must ensure that our fish are protected and maintained.
“Do not wait too long Sir Bertie,” added Meirion the Dragon.
I nodded in return and resolved to tell my Knight who I was at our next stop.
I just hope my spiffing fellow would still care for me and not be lost to silly old class. Then again, I am a Wooster and we do not give up easily. One P. would simply make himself indispensable and loveable.
Quite satisfied with my decision I curled around my precious crystal and plotted as Jeeves directed his faithful steed towards the valleys ahead.
Re: Feline Frolics – A Bertie & Jeeves Fairy-tale PART TWO
(Anonymous) 2019-10-26 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Feline Frolics – A Bertie & Jeeves Fairy-tale PART TWO
(Anonymous) 2019-10-27 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Feline Frolics – A Bertie & Jeeves Fairy-tale PART TWO
I love how much Bertie is enjoying being a cat! Using him to grab the evil knight's face is inspired, and how catlike is it that he scrambles on top of the fiend's head? This is just made of win!
Re: Feline Frolics – A Bertie & Jeeves Fairy-tale PART TWO
(Anonymous) 2019-10-27 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)Also, your icon is super.
Re: Feline Frolics – A Bertie & Jeeves Fairy-tale PART TWO
Re: Feline Frolics – A Bertie & Jeeves Fairy-tale PART TWO
Re: Feline Frolics – A Bertie & Jeeves Fairy-tale PART TWO
(Anonymous) 2019-12-10 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)Apologies to you, OP and everyone reading for the long wait in chapters. A few commitments have prevented me from concentrating properly on FF and I do so wish to give it the proper attention it deserves =^_^=
That said, Parts 3 and 4 will be up before the New Year!
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Re: Feline Frolics – A Bertie & Jeeves Fairy-tale PART TWO
(Anonymous) 2019-12-13 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)