As the poet Tennyson wrote, "In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of hot, dirty sex with his gorgeous valet". That's not an exact quote, but you know what I mean. It's May! Spring!

First a quick promo: Every year, May Day inaugurates fandom wide events under the banner Merry Month of Masturbation!  The mmom  community asks you to write 31 fics for any fandom, every day.  Their banners are nsfw to say the least, but hop on over to check it out.

For the give_satisfaction community, masturbation, mermen, masochism, maypoles...seriously anything, it doesn't have to begin with m.

Basically, 100 words of anything that tickles your fancy.