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Since Drabble Posts was a popular choice in the poll, here's our first one!

Writing Prompt:

The bottom. Anything about anal, or falling to the bottom, getting to the bottom of something, or any way you want to interpret "bottom"! G to E. Writing length can be anywhere, including under 100 words.

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From: (Anonymous)

"How would I go about fruitcake, Jeeves?"
By having me make it and licking the bowl. I shudder as he scrapes the bottom.
"Jeeves?"
Unclean thoughts. Unclean. I resort to outrage.
"Sir. That is not hygienic."
To my satisfaction, the cake is a success. Moist, even without alcohol. I promise Emerald the recipe.
I bleed when they cut it. He will never feed me bliss. I cannot lick his fingers.
He finds me smoking afterwards. I always cry at weddings.
"For you, Jeeves." He presses it into my hand. It is a small, marzipan newt.
He did sculpt the topper.

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This is lovely!!

From: (Anonymous)

“Jeeves, have you seen my new orange bow tie? It’s missing!”
“I am sorry to hear that, sir.”
“I can’t find it. I’ve looked on the tie rack, I’ve looked in the armoire, I looked in the place where I hid it—I have to get to the bottom of this! Are you certain you didn’t burn it or toss it out a window?”
*cough*
“Jeeves—JEEVES! You’re wearing my orange bow tie! What—?”
“You’ve seemed rather depressed of late, sir. I thought this might cheer you up.”
“It’s delightful! You look ridiculous!”
“Thank you, sir.”
“Jeeves, you’re a wonder!”