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cuddyclothes ([personal profile] cuddyclothes) wrote in [community profile] give_satisfaction2035-12-24 11:19 am

Let The Kinkiness Begin!

And we're off! Don't hold back! It's anonymous so let your freak flag fly! Not confident about your creative skills? Practice here!  The fills can be anything you want. Fics, videos, artwork and anything else that strikes your fancy. Prompts do not have to be Bertie and Jeeves only! All of the other characters are fair game (Honoria and Madeline tentacle sex, anybody?). As are characters from other books and stories. This meme might be slow to start, so please spread the word!

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Suicide
Attempted Suicide
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inimitable jeeves




(Anonymous) 2020-05-21 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Jeeves/Bertie, talking during sex: one is into hearing how the others' speech is affected when they have sex

(Anonymous) 2020-05-23 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Bertie invents a mysterious, secret admirer, sends letters to himself and lets Jeeves read them to him. The letters turn from romantic to sexual. Jeeves soon finds out that Bertie writes the letters himself but it takes Jeeves a while to understand that it's not a silly game. When Jeeves starts to suspect that Bertie longs to hear those words from his valet Jeeves decides to test his theory.

(Anonymous) 2020-05-23 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Bertie wants his fantasies to be more realistic so he tries to find out what Jeeves likes to do in bed. He asks his valet to share his secret sex tips with him. But Jeeves is a total virgin. He hopes his theoretical knowledge will be enough to help his young master satisfy that unknown lucky lady.

(Anonymous) 2020-05-23 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Bertie asks Jeeves to teach him how to be a good kisser and Jeeves happily helps out.

(Anonymous) 2020-05-25 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Jooster + improper touching + UST: They have a bit of fondling going on, both aware that it's improper but nobody mentions it

(Anonymous) 2020-05-27 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeeves wearing an apron and Bertie fucking him.

(Anonymous) 2020-06-17 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Drunk!Bertie. He only wants sex and/or attention from Jeeves when he's drunk. Jeeves doesn't know what to make of it.

(Anonymous) 2020-06-17 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
During their first sexual encounter, Jeeves discovers that Bertie has a huge prick. He's completely disconcerted.

Maybe he wants to talk about it with somebody?

(Anonymous) 2020-07-08 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Jooster: Bertie telling Jeeves that he keeps having strange dreams about him

(Anonymous) 2020-07-29 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
An extremely drunk Bertie wets his pants in front of Jeeves and nearly dies from embarrassment. They avoid each other for days afterwards, Bertie because he thinks Jeeves is disgusted with him and could never love him as a result and Jeeves because he has never been as turned on as he was when he saw his employer completely lose control. Both are miserable until they realize love conquers all.

(Anonymous) 2020-08-14 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Bertie and Jeeves have sex but without any tenderness. They long for more than that but hide their feelings successfully from the other thinking their love is unrequited. It's painful for both.

Recommendations for existing fic are also welcome.
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[personal profile] quaffanddoff 2020-08-24 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oof, this is a great idea, I'd love to read this.

(Anonymous) 2020-08-15 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
A situation of mortal danger with Jeeves or Bertie wetting his trousers. Writer's choice if the other one is turned on by it or just there to comfort him.

prompt: Jeeves ties Bertie up

(Anonymous) 2021-01-28 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
prompt: At Bertie's request, Jeeves ties Bertie up and masturbates on top of him without touching him, except for maybe the contact of his legs straddling Bertie's body. Bertie gets very aroused, and how Jeeves deals with that is up to you. Perhaps he just cleans up and leaves Bertie aching in unresolved sexual tension. Or he unties him and lets him wank. Or he feels sorry for him and wanks him himself before untying. Many possibilities!

Re: prompt: Jeeves ties Bertie up

(Anonymous) 2021-01-29 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
I want to read that!

(Anonymous) 2021-02-07 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeeves has autogynephilia and Bertie walks in on him while Jeeves is dressed up and masturbating in front of a mirror. Bonus points for adding some drama.

(Anonymous) 2021-02-07 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
gay!Bertie successfully seducing het!Jeeves

(Anonymous) 2021-02-07 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Bertie catches Jeeves practicing urethral self-stimulation. He hides and watches undiscovered by Jeeves. Weeks later Bertie still dreams about being the one to pleasure Jeeves that way and Jeeves doing that to him as well. He decides to be brave and tell Jeeves.

(Anonymous) 2021-04-04 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Jooster, playing doctor, anything goes

(Anonymous) 2021-04-04 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Jooster, hurt/comfort, abduction/rescue roleplay, anything goes

(Anonymous) 2021-04-06 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeeves/Bertie, first time, Bertie offering Jeeves money for sex
vensre: Bertie from Jeeves and Wooster (i say)

FILL: Windfall (1/2)

[personal profile] vensre 2024-08-11 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
"I say! If this correction they're talking about is real, Jeeves." He shook the bank statement and letters he had been examining. "And not merely a compounding error – is compounding the word I'm after?"

"Quite possibly, sir."

"Anyway, if the numbers here are right it's a dashed embarrassment of riches. There's no bally need for this amount. All it's good for at that level is more acquaintances touching me for a loan and more investors sniffing around. Lord... tell me I'm seeing this right."

"Sir, you could purchase and staff three estates with this amount."

"I've got to bury this thing, Jeeves. Not that wealth goes to the deserving, god knows, but it's frankly indecent."

I could see that he was honestly disturbed, and while I could not remotely relate to such a problem, I could understand his distress. He already struggled with false friends using him for their entrepreneurial ventures, as well as relatives treating him as invulnerable to harm by dint of being well off.

"Well, would you take some? I can fork it over on the sly, put away a bit of a nest egg for you. Though I can't say I understand the phrase, because where else would an egg be, if not on or adjacent to toast?"

"If such a gift were to be discovered by outside parties, it could easily be interpreted as manipulation or embezzlement on my part, sir."

"Is that your little way of saying, 'I don't want your filthy money, Wooster,' or more like a 'try again, old thing, I'm not making it that easy?'"

I finally conceded to sit at the dining room table across from him, in the seat where I often arrange payment for the household's bills. "It is not a complete rejection of the notion, sir. I am not looking for a gift, however."

"Ah! You'd want it to be payment for services rendered?"

"That is my preferred way to receive remuneration." While true, it was meant as a kind of joke, but his earnest manner occasionally makes it difficult to tell how such an effort has landed.

"For what?" he said, then his expression flickered. His ears slowly burned red. This bodily reaction caught my interest, and I declined to look away as he attempted to tame some visceral embarrassment that had overtaken him. It might be kind to ignore this and let it pass, but it did not always benefit him for me to be kind.

I tested him gently. "There remains the matter of the form such an exchange would take."

His eyes looked very blue over the rose of his cheeks. "Er, form." Flicker.

"By which I mean, if it is not rigorously recorded as payment for specific services, such as editing work, any gifts would need to be in kind."

Flicker.

I pressed on, keeping my tone even rather than obviously teasing. There was something there, perhaps something about paying out money, that he found provocative. "Such as the gift of a house, an automobile, jewelry, or similar items. I admit that I do not desire any of the things I have listed, however."

Flicker.

"Sir." I offered him a chance to unburden himself. "What is it?"

He swallowed. "I don't think I can say this to you, Jeeves."

I rose, and went to the sideboard.

"Lord, yes, a splash of something would be perfect, thank you. Pour yourself one too if you actually want to continue this conversation."

I set his drink before him before mixing my own. I sat across from my master once again, studying his face. His lower lip had been bitten raw and puffy while my back was turned. Something sexually provocative, then; that narrowed the possibilities.

"I didn't mean that to get at some of this windfall you need to hear the less-than-preux thingummybob, er, stream of conscience. I'll find some way to share my treasure with you. Let no more be said, actually." He straightened his back and shuffled the papers about on the table. I noticed he had snapped the pencil he had been using, and tried to remember if and when I might have heard it break. "I ought to have been paying you extra right along for editing the stories. I'm sorry I didn't think of it."

"You did, sir. Please recall that you tipped me generously at the time each story was accepted for publication."

"Yes, well." He waved a hand. "In light of this, it wasn't enough."

This, I felt, was going rather poorly. "It is neither necessary nor appropriate to backdate every perceived debt to reflect your current fortune. You paid me what the work was worth, which was all I would have asked. Indeed, I counted the editing as part of my secretarial tasks as your valet, and did not ask for compensation. Sir."

He seemed to feel that I meant it to sting. "Are you angry with me?"

"No, sir. Frustrated, perhaps, that you look back on our past agreements and now feel unsatisfied. Sir, while this adjustment to your circumstances would be life-changing to most, it is in a practical sense nearly immaterial since your needs were already amply met. The only thing you must decide is how to use a new surplus. That said, I would also ask you to consider this change a significant life event, one that is more than capable of disturbing your thoughts. I would ask you to rest on this, and not make any major decisions immediately after receiving the news."

His eyes flicked over me again, and squeezed shut in a look of near-pain. Then he shook his head hard and drained his drink. "Dashed good advice, Jeeves. I'm so glad to have you on my side. As always."

"Thank you, sir." I let him put it away.

FILL: Windfall (2/2)

[personal profile] vensre - 2024-08-11 06:01 (UTC) - Expand

Re: FILL: Windfall (2/2)

(Anonymous) - 2024-08-12 23:43 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) 2024-02-26 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Jooster, kabedon

(Anonymous) 2024-04-24 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Bertie as St Sebastian

(Anonymous) 2024-05-31 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Bertie/Jeeves, forcemasc.
Bertie marries a beloved pal, Regina Jeeves, to get his Aunts off his back. It works, despite the class difference, although he's surprised she agreed to it, as he was pretty sure she's an invert too. But pressure hasn't let up about producing an heir, and Bertie is hitting a wall about his total non-attraction to women, so ingenious Regina cuts her hair short and starts dressing in suits at home. By the time they manage the heir, Bertie's wife is living full-time as a man.

(Anonymous) 2024-06-05 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Jooster, past lives
Piece by piece, they're remembering another lifetime when they were together with a very different dynamic (different gender(s), power difference, ages, etc.).

(Anonymous) 2024-07-16 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Bertie/Jeeves, A/B/Ω
"I was sent by the agency. I've been given to understand that you are in need of a heat companion."

(Anonymous) 2024-08-12 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeeves/Bertie fart kink
Bertie eats something that upsets his stomach and he starts having bad gas. Jeeves has a fart fetish and wants to help relieve the young master of his distress in any way he can

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