For many years, there was a community on Live Journal called weeping cock, for all of your terrible sex writing needs. The original has been dormant since 2019. The summary there is: This Is What It Sounds Like When Penises Cry

weeping cock has since moved to Dreamdwidth and has a new mod. It's just begging for submissions, and I'm sure most of you have many! It's not a sporking comm, but a place to post sex scenes that are, well, funny.

And if you guys can't find them, I don't know who else could.


https://weepingcock.dreamwidth.org/

There was an interesting discussion on the WIP Big Bang Discord about writing smut and the challenges therein. Some of us are very uncomfortable writing certain sex acts. Others prefer to describe everything in detail. Still others prefer to vague, especially if they are world-building or writing in a fandom where it's easy to do so.

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So if anyone feels like chiming in, please do so. A reminder that this comm is anonymous. No IP addresses logged. Non-members can comment as well!

If no-one feels comfortable talking about this, that's cool. I'm just interested in other writers' perspectives.

Happy New Year to everybody! I'm working on a poll to see what fun activities members would like to participate in 2020. In the meantime, here are a few of the latest prompts. Remember, the porn you save might be your own (what?).

Prompt: (dark stuff ahead!) Jeeves/Bertie, victim/bully love-hate AU - Bertie hates inverts. He is attracted to men himself but thinks it's terribly wrong. He knows this good-looking Jeeves works as a valet during the day but at night can sometimes be found in the dark streets where inverts meet for quick sex. Bertie starts attacking Jeeves verbally and manhandling him whenever he encounters him without company. Bertie is Jeeves' type and Jeeves is rather turned on by what Bertie does to him. Jeeves eventually figures Bertie out.

Prompt: Jeeves/Bertie, erectile dysfunction - One of them has never been able to get an erection due to some physiological problem that can't be cured. It never bothered him much until the other, whom he loves, confesses his romantic and sexual interest. He tries to focus on the romance and wants to keep his problem a secret as long as possible but talking about it can't be avoided forever.

Prompt: brontofilia - sexual arousal via thunderstorm

There are any number of unfilled prompts in the "Let The Kinkiness Begin!" thread. Think of all of the hungry readers waiting to have their fills posted.

The lovely and talented quaffanddoff is putting their fills on AO3! Adding one every day or so. Your loving mod is simply amazed at the scope of their writing, as with thesadchicken, who also have their fills on AO3.

Here's one where members of the Junior Ganymede use Bertie for their pleasure while Jeeves watches. Of course, Jeeves is the grand finale!

Ganymede



Bertie is ready for an evening of buggery and beyond

My goodness, look at what we have here...more fills!

Prompt: Jeeves/Bertie: Jeeves laughing about something and he's totally embarrassed about it because Bertie witnesses it but Bertie is just so much in love.
Fill: Laughter In The Kitchen

Prompt: Jeeves/Bertie, glory hole. With each other and optional other anonymous men. Bonus for one/both of them realising somehow and wondering how to confront the other.
Fill #2: Glory Hole
Fill #1 (previously posted): What Would You Do?


Prompt: non-sexual pet play
Fill: Who's A Good Boy Then, Jeeves? Part Two
Part One


I say!

My, you folks are clever!

Prompt: omorashi, Jeeves/Bertie, POV of the desperate one
Fill: Niagara - Part One
Niagara - Part Two

Prompt: Prompt: Jeeves/Bertie, glory hole. With each other and optional other anonymous men. Bonus for one/both of them realising somehow and wondering how to confront the other.
Fill: What Would You Do?

Prompt: Sapphic encounter between Pauline Stoker and Honoria Glossop!
Fill: My Room, And So Much More Part One
My Room, And So Much More Part Two

There are still plenty of prompts! Please celebrate all of these wonderfully deranged writers by reading and commenting (anonymously)/


Whilst pleasuring myself in the bathtub, I had the strangest feeling that I was not alone

Someone asked about discussing prompts and fills. So here's an entry. As always, comment moderation is off, IP address logging is off. To start a thread, put the name of the prompt/kink you're discussing so we can keep them all straight.

Forgive me for missing this one, which was posted some time ago!

Prompt: Jeeves/Bertie + bad guy(s) made them do it. They are being held at gunpoint and forced to do things to each other for the bad guy's entertainment.
Fill: (Content warning: violence, dub-con, non-con) Untitled, Part 1

Prompt: Older Jeeves and Bertie. They're now a lot older and have been in a relationship for years. Doesn't have to be sex, but I wouldn't object to that either <3
Possible Fill on AO3: 27 July 1967

Prompt: Using a rectal thermometer
Fill: Bertie And The Thermometer*
*This is from the wodehouse_kink_meme , prompts and fills brought over from LJ's ohidosay comm, now defunct.

Are folks okay with guiding readers to prompts filled in other places? Or do you want writers here to fill them? Let me know in the comments.

ETA: As a prompter, I would feel disappointed if my prompt wasn't filled here. Part of the fun is giving and receiving.

Every day my inbox is flooded with comments and FILLS!

Onto the links!

Prompt: sweaty Jeeves!
Fill: Untitled


Prompt: If someone wanted to do another variation on this theme, but this time with the wetting/accident, well, I would definitely, absolutely read that, too!
Re: Fill: Lord Tinklewee's Closet

You really are a strange lot, you know that? And that makes me happy happy happy!

MORE FILLS!

Adventures In The Potting Shed


Prompt: Jeeves/Bertie, Jeeves POV, fully clothed frot against the wall, Bertie active and Jeeves has to hold still and be quiet but Jeeves is so into it.

Wet Clothes

Prompt: Jeeves in wet clothes and Bertie gets turned on by that sight.