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How did you spend your holidays? At your club with a strong wassail? In a country estate trying to escape a marriage-minded female? Snuggling in bed with your handsome valet? Riding a bicycle naked while singing "He May Be Your Dog But He's Wearing My Collar"?

I've been updating an entry in what_ho_library .

Writing Resources - Smut

The thing of it is, so far I have gay and lesbian links to guides, but I'm sure there are other forms of sexuality that I haven't explored. Not practices, but sexual or asexual identities. Can any of you wonderful people help out?

Point me toward links, or discuss it in the comments. Remember, this community is anonymous, and IP addresses are not logged.

A member here asked what the difference was between the tv show and the stories. So I put out a call for help, and the estimable wotwotleigh delivered, as well as several others.  So this is mostly their writing.

General Differences

Music:

-In the books, it’s implied that Bertie is a decent singer and an excellent dancer, but he doesn’t play the piano. He’s a one-finger melody picker-outer at best. However it is mentioned that Bertie has a piano, so perhaps he does play. Jeeves wouldn’t allow it if Bertie couldn’t play.

-Which leads me to a more specific difference: the instrument that causes the big breakup in Thank You, Jeeves is a banjolele, not a trombone.

-Also, I don’t think we ever get any indications that Jeeves is musically inclined in the books. He is a good dancer, though. (“swinging a dashed efficient shoe”)

Age difference:

-Jeeves and Bertie in the show are quite close in age. Wodehouse claimed they were anywhere from 11 to 20 years apart, depending on when he was asked.

Relatives:

-Aunt Dahlia and Aunt Agatha both have young sons in the books who are totally omitted in the show iirc. The aunts are probably also younger than depicted in the show, given the ages of their kids.

-Jeeves has some relatives who are left out of the show, like Uncle Charlie and Cousin Queenie the maid. Uncle Charlie is depicted in the Deverill Hall episode, but his relationship to Jeeves is left out.

Rubber ducky:

-Appears exactly the once in the books, doesn’t actually belong to Bertie. It lives in a bathroom at Aunt Dahlia’s country abode.

Animals:

-Bertie has all kinds of hilarious encounters with animals, which are touched on in the show but not fully explored. The swan fight from “Jeeves and the Impending Doom” is sadly omitted, as are most of Bertie’s encounters with cats.

-Book!Bertie is a cat person in a big way, he really loves them. His feelings about dogs are more mixed.

Personalities:

Jeeves:

-Meaner in the books. He has a very dry and snarky sense of humor, and is also perfectly willing to get physically violent if the situation calls for it. There are hints of that in the show, but book!Jeeves comes off as just a little more…. murdery.

-He has a flair for theatrics that’s touched on in both the show and the books, but I wish we’d seen more of it in the show. In Thank You, Jeeves, the one novel in which Bertie doesn’t appear, he disguises himself as a bookie, complete with checked suit and mustache. His cold and vaguely menacing performance as Bertie’s lawyer at the end of Aunts Aren’t Gentlemen when he finally comes to the rescue—*chef’s kiss*

Bertie:

-He’s definitely smarter in the books. Part of that comes through in his narrative voice, which is just so sparkling and clever that you know he can’t be a complete idiot. They also play up a lot of his dumb moments for humor in the TV show. He is a lot dumber in the earlier stories, but he gets more clever, wise, and self-sufficient as the books go along. Increasingly Bertie’s problems stem from external circumstances and his own stubborn adherence to his code as opposed to him just being an idiot.

-Bertie’s also more inclined to be a petty bastard from time to time in the books, and I love that.

-I feel like he has more chances to be brave in the books. He’s prepared to (reluctantly) run into a burning house to save a child. The best part about the burning house is he doesn’t think twice about running in to save his Sinbad costume, but when it comes to a living human child it’s like “oh I suppose I should really…”

He has a bit of a more serious fight with Spode in the books (gets grabbed and escapes by burning Spode’s hand with a cigarette!); and is held at gunpoint, locked in a stable, and even gagged and bound by the bad guys in Aunts Aren’t Gentlemen!

Aunt Dahlia:

-One of the great injustices of the TV show is how the beloved Aunt D’s honor is besmirched, imho. She’s a total scoundrel in the books, too, but when it comes down to it, she’ll do anything for Bertie—including physically get between him and a raging Spode. The show makes her much meaner and less sympathetic, especially in S2.

Honoria:

-Much improved by the show, actually. I like that we get to see more of her as a character in her own right, not just through Bertie’s horrified eyes. Also, she really had it in for Jeeves in the short stories, which was part of the reason Bertie disliked her so much.

Here, as promised, is a shiny new


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ETA:thesadchicken graciously explained how to post pictures in the comments:






"Sir, I'm not sure that qualifies as fan art. It seems as if the artist had an epileptic episode while painting."
"That makes even better, Jeeves!"
(Sigh) "Very good, sir."

Happy New Year to everybody! I'm working on a poll to see what fun activities members would like to participate in 2020. In the meantime, here are a few of the latest prompts. Remember, the porn you save might be your own (what?).

Prompt: (dark stuff ahead!) Jeeves/Bertie, victim/bully love-hate AU - Bertie hates inverts. He is attracted to men himself but thinks it's terribly wrong. He knows this good-looking Jeeves works as a valet during the day but at night can sometimes be found in the dark streets where inverts meet for quick sex. Bertie starts attacking Jeeves verbally and manhandling him whenever he encounters him without company. Bertie is Jeeves' type and Jeeves is rather turned on by what Bertie does to him. Jeeves eventually figures Bertie out.

Prompt: Jeeves/Bertie, erectile dysfunction - One of them has never been able to get an erection due to some physiological problem that can't be cured. It never bothered him much until the other, whom he loves, confesses his romantic and sexual interest. He tries to focus on the romance and wants to keep his problem a secret as long as possible but talking about it can't be avoided forever.

Prompt: brontofilia - sexual arousal via thunderstorm

There are any number of unfilled prompts in the "Let The Kinkiness Begin!" thread. Think of all of the hungry readers waiting to have their fills posted.

The lovely and talented quaffanddoff is putting their fills on AO3! Adding one every day or so. Your loving mod is simply amazed at the scope of their writing, as with thesadchicken, who also have their fills on AO3.

Here's one where members of the Junior Ganymede use Bertie for their pleasure while Jeeves watches. Of course, Jeeves is the grand finale!

Ganymede



Bertie is ready for an evening of buggery and beyond

As many of you probably know, your friendly mod is a major fan of AUs. You can see my rec posts for AO3 fics over at indeedsir  or on my Tumblr. This month's challenge, should you accept it (where is that line from?) is to answer an AU request! Here are three to get your started.

Here is a selection of tasty prompts!

Prompt: Time loop in the style of Groundhog Day.
Bertie confesses his love to Jeeves but things go terribly wrong. The next day Bertie finds himself reliving that day and at first is glad that Jeeves does not remember but then Bertie wants to try again...

Prompt: Jeeves/Bertie, pining or love confession or first time, different back-story AU:
young Jeeves worked as footman for Bertie's father so Jeeves knew Bertie since the day he was born and Bertie has known Jeeves all his life

Prompt: Gender-swap our protagonists: Bertha Wooster's uncle is pressuring her to marry a suitable gentleman, but she's more interested in her lady's maid, Regina Jeeves...

Here are two posts made by members requesting these scenarios:

Humor, Crack, Etc. Prompt Post by quaffanddoff 

Jeeves And Bertie Through The Ages by darenotspeakitsname 

Please respond to the prompts at give_satisfaction . Please stay anonymous (unless you don't want to). Reminder: subscriber and posting access lists are hidden. IP addresses are not logged. Comments are not moderated. This is a safe space.

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"I say, Jeeves, where are we? And why are you the one drinking tea??"

Hello, my delightful little perverts! Summer's over. It's time to pack away the sun umbrellas, barbecue grills, bug spray and all other summer essentials. As Jeeves would say:

"There is a fog, sir. If you will recollect, we are now in Autumn—season of mists and mellow fruitfulness."
"Season of what?"
"Mists, sir, and mellow fruitfulness."
"Oh? Yes. Yes, I see."

Now that Fall is upon us, how about some activities? I'm thinking a monthly challenge for prompt categories, i.e. angst, fluff, kink, etc. Prompts from the various prompt posts would be chosen.

And Kinktober is coming. Any suggestions?

The prompts kept coming all summer, and now some brave souls are once again answering the call! If anyone knows someone would enjoy being here and having their values corrupted, by all means, invite them!

I'm currently doodling around with the Jeeves afraid of water prompt, which might end up being more PG than originally intended. But as you all know, all ratings are accepted here, even if there is a preference for XX.

Also, we haz tumblr!  Give Satisfaction! You can submit posts (anybody can!) and ask questions! Check it out!

Re: my last post. That is the last time I claim this comm is slowing down! Mod note: it's kind of difficult to track down all of the fills, so if I miss one, please point it out!


Prompt: Jeeves/Bertie kiss chicken
Fill: Chicken

Prompt: Their cat keeps interrupting Bertie and Jeeves's lovemaking
Fill: Jeeves And The Cat, Part One
Jeeves And The Cat, Part Two

Prompt: Bertie gains a little weight and Jeeves LOVES it.
Fill: Gain

Prompt: Non-sexual pet play. Dog Jeeves.
Fill: Who's A Good Boy Then, Jeeves?

ETA: Many thanks to the commenter who pointed out two I missed.

Prompt: Jeeves/Bertie dancing, pre-relationship please
Fill: Valse Musette

Prompt: omorashi, Jeeves/Bertie, one is desperate and the other one is totally helpless against what that makes him feel, he risks secretly touching himself hoping the desperate one is too distracted to notice.
Fill: Relief

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