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And remember:
Complete rules for posting are on the group's profile. To protect members' privacy, entry posting is by members only. However, prompts and fills are made anonymously, which means non-members can respond!
Rules
1. No underage characters
2. No RPF/RPS
3. No bashing other people's kinks.
4. Please use content warnings. Put them at the start of your prompt. I.e. Prompt (Content Warning: Attempted Suicide)
Please warn for:
Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Major Character Death
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Suicide
Attempted Suicide
Incest
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Comment screening is off.
The subscriber and posting access lists are hidden.
HOW IT WORKS: All posts are comments. To make your request, reply directly to this post. To fill someone's request, reply to their comment.
TIP FOR FINDING FILLS: On the left side of each page is a list of posts. In this case, the fill titles appear so that you can find and click on them without scrolling through an increasingly long thread! You can also find Part Two of fills on the list. Another way is to check "Top Level Comments Only". Only the prompts will show. You can judge from the number of responses whether or not the prompt was answered.
ETA: If you have comments about a fill, there is absolutely no time limit on comments. Writers love praise!
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Laughter In The Kitchen
Date: 2019-10-22 07:06 pm (UTC)And whilst frolicking between the sheets, a bit more of a smile. But aside from groans, moans and cries of “put it there, sir!” not a laugh. Not even a giggle.
Which is why I made an earth-shattering discovery upon returning home early from the Drones one afternoon. Jeeves, astonishingly enough, did not greet me at the door. I let myself in and stopped.
A most unusual noise was coming from the kitchen. I could not identify it. A deep, staccato noise at regular intervals. Was Jeeves attempting to bathe a moose?
While my first instinct was to walk in and say, “What ho, Jeeves! Are you attempting to bathe a moose?” a second instinct stayed my hand. I crept toward the kitchen door...the m.u.n. grew louder...suddenly realization dawned. I stood, thunderstruck, as my conception of the known world irrevocably changed.
The sound was Jeeves, laughing.
Jeeves the stoic, Jeeves the unflappable, Jeeves the something that implies little or no sense of humor, was laughing. Not only laughing, deep belly laughs. It was the most wonderful sound I’d ever heard. I put my ear to the door. There was a wireless program on. I listened more closely. It was the music hall comedian Tommy Handley, of all people! Even the Drones disdained his low comedy (except for Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps, but he’d laugh at a traffic accident). It was a song about getting drunk!
“You’ve partaken of the tittifalafa bazooka
With ambrosial nectar you were lined
When the Cleethorpes are mazooglum in the zimzam
In other words, you was blind!
I could stand it no longer. “Jeeves!” I exclaimed as I swung open the kitchen door. “Tommy Handley?”’
Startled, Jeeves looked up. And the most amazing sight I’ve ever sighted—Jeeves blushed! Not just a blush, but a deep tomato crimson covering the whole of his noggin, except the part covered by his hair. “Sir—“ he said, bolting to his feet. “I did hear you come in.” He snapped off the wireless.
I was overcome with sheer delight. “Jeeves! You were laughing! I didn’t know you were capable of laughter!” I threw my arms around him. “You’re not even ticklish!” I planted the Wooster lips on the Jeevesian lips again and again. “That’s the most magnificent sound I’ve ever heard!” I pulled my head back, gazing at his countenance. It was still bright red. “But I say, Jeeves, Tommy Handley? I would have thought Shaw!”
“He was a favorite of my family’s, sir,” Jeeves admitted, head bowed in shame. “I have always found his gift for twisting language most amusing.”
“My dearest Jeeves, do not feel mortified one whit! After all, he’s not that much better than the jokes we tell at my club.”
“No, sir.”
I reached past Jeeves and turned the wireless back on.
Handley and another fellow were talking about their charwoman, a Mrs. Bagwash, and her daughter Nausea. Jeeves actually snorted!
Jeeves sat down and I climbed into his lap, arms around his neck. It really was quite amusing. But I could never say so at the Drones.
Re: Laughter In The Kitchen
Date: 2019-10-23 12:17 am (UTC)Re: Laughter In The Kitchen
Date: 2019-10-23 01:21 am (UTC)Re: Laughter In The Kitchen
Date: 2019-10-23 07:03 am (UTC)Re: Laughter In The Kitchen
Date: 2019-10-27 01:54 pm (UTC)