Give Satisfaction

I read too much porny Jeeves fic and have so many naughty thoughts about Jeeves that I sometimes forget that PGW's books are harmless. XD
My groceries shopper showed up earlier than expected and I had not cleared my table. There was enough room for what he brought so it wasn't a problem but when I saw that I had a Jeeves book lying on the table and my shopper glanced at it my mind went: "Good Lord! He must not see what stuff I'm into!" I snatched the book as if it were some kind of hardcore porn magazine. It was such an embarrassing overreaction. LOL